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GAYER THAN YOU

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mistyslay:

pastel-gizibe:

micdotcom:

This is Patricia Yurena, the now first openly gay national beauty queen

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

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Items People Tried To Sneak Through Customs

alicehopewalker:

sixpenceee:

A wooden door stuffed with cocaine

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Frogs in a film canister

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Cocaine disguised as candy

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Cats filled with opium

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Snake in a clay pot

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A gecko in a false book

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A metric ton of marijuana as a donkey

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A METRIC TON OF WEED

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neurodramaticfool:

zita88:

Marvel a place where best friends

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become enemies

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I actually thought it was going to be “marvel a place where best friends become gay as fuck” but I was disappointed. 

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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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beyoncevevo:

its been a decade since 2004 now im uncomfortable 

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bootsnblossoms:

sweetieyouwatchusrun:

cunt-convention:

odysseydawn:

Moon flowers, yes? My grandmother loved these, we have them planted in our garden :)

looks like something out of Coraline :o

I have a story. We used to have a bunch of these outside our house. They really do open up like this as soon as it gets dark and they release this wonderful smell. My family used to go outside every day and watch them open. But what they don’t tell you is that bugs love them. When it gets hot out they’ll crawl inside them to keep cool. So one day little me, I was probably like 13, put my nose right down by it so I could smell it as it was opening… and a huge ass jumping spider launched itself at my face. Don’t trust the moon flowers. They’re full of horror.

That’s true in more ways than one. Moonflowers are actually datura - angel’s trumpets. They’re very toxic, and have been use for hundreds of years as a poison and hallucinogen. 

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canadianslut:

Satan tries to escape Katy Perry’s body

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